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The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker

In light of the most recent personal attack from my ex husband and all those during our marriage and post-divorce, I must say I’m exhausted.

Not from the constant emotional rollercoaster ride he tries to force me on or the verbal judo he throws out there…that just doesn’t work anymore…BUT from all the sex he claims I’ve had.

●the groomsmen at our wedding

●the friend who looked like Elliot Stabler from Law and Order

●the cashier at the grocery store

●his boss

●the neighbors

●the preacher

●the dentist

●the chiropractor

●Owen Wilson (I wish)

●my deceased sister’s husband

●our daughter’s best friend’s dad

●the woman he had an affair with’s husband (although I did once end up on a blind date with her ex husband’s sister’s ex husband…yea that was too close for comfort)

●my best friend’s husband

●my best friend (apparently I swing both ways)

●and the many, many others that don’t currently come to mind…the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker…

I’m just exhausted.

It’s a wonder I can still walk.

My uterus should have just fallen out by now.

I just agree with him. What can I say? I’m a lover not a fighter…

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3 Comments

  1. Amazing!! It is more likely that these a-holes we married were put together in the same factory. This entire post is my life. My husband doesn’t even want me on FB because he swears every man I’ve ever know is on a waiting list not only for me to accept their friend request…but also to do them. Lucky bastards! And yes, of course we swing both ways! Helloo!!! This way there is reason to argue no matter where we go or who we are with. And he wonders why I don’t want to have sex with him…he does not accept the truth when I say…”because I don’t like you”…but instead prefers to think I am having my food and laundry delivered to get some extra sausage and a little more fluff than fold. Morons!!! But back to you my love…try and get some rest would ya!!! 🙂

  2. rjl2727 says:

    oh my god!! this would have to be the first one i read. so while i should (and am) angry at such insidious shit, i nearly pissed my pants laughing. if i follow your blog, will i need to wear depends whenever i read??

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